No, wait... Those are totally my balls!...

From the North...

I don't know, man... I don't think you can catch AIDs from a North American...

Jive...

Whilst entering a wal-mart in the fall of 2003 in Ames Iowa, Carp met his first of many inflatable friends... After seeing the price, Adam said with amazement, "It's only $80.00!"...

Do you have any idea

Carp- I'd be the best fuck of your life

Girl- I doubt it

Carp- Do you have any idea how big my dick is?