Monday, August 23, 2010

Wet hole

Mary Pat: We have so much more to offer than you.
Carp: What? A hole? I have a wet hole too.

Monday, August 2, 2010

You? Not so much.

Walking through Lincoln Fest and stopped at two random girls in the crowd talking and said, (to first girl) "I'd bang you." (To second girl) "But you? not so much."