Sunday, May 15, 2011
Monday, August 23, 2010
Wet hole
Mary Pat: We have so much more to offer than you.
Carp: What? A hole? I have a wet hole too.
Carp: What? A hole? I have a wet hole too.
Monday, August 2, 2010
You? Not so much.
Walking through Lincoln Fest and stopped at two random girls in the crowd talking and said, (to first girl) "I'd bang you." (To second girl) "But you? not so much."
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Jive...
Do you have any idea
Carp- I'd be the best fuck of your life
Girl- I doubt it
Carp- Do you have any idea how big my dick is?
Girl- I doubt it
Carp- Do you have any idea how big my dick is?
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